i disgust myself.

luckily for me this pregnancy is starting off much like my first, with the gagging and vomitting almost a constant, only this time around i am changing disgusting stinky poo poo diapers five times a day. even writing that last sentence made me a gag a little. ugh.

ok, so since my child is now pretty much completely on a regular food diet with meats and such, the poo poos smell absolutely terrible. i mean they smelled bad before i knew i was pregnant again... but now i cant even change one diaper without fear of vomitting on my own child. ive tried holding my breath, breathing through my mouth, and tying something around my face to block the smelly smells... nothing works.

last night while changing an especially stinky stink stink i started a gagging fit that i knew could only end in disaster. my child is lying half naked on the changing table when i realize that i am absolutely going to throw up, i cant walk away from him because he could fall, i cant just pick him up because hes naked and will most likely pee or poo on me as soon as cool air touches his little nakey self. so i do the only thing i can think to do... i vomitted into my own hand. GROSS.

this is my life now, vomitting into my hands. awesome.

poop sched.

i dont know if anyone knows this, but the poo sched of a baby is very delicate business. it can set them up to be an excellent pooper in the future, or give them a complex that will cause them to be in pain and fear the poo poos. they get constipated so it hurts to poop which makes them hold in the poo which makes them constipated all over again... vicious cycle.

some poop & constipation infos

i have recently messed with my childs poo poos.

my little man eats prunes for breakfast everyday... i know, it sounds gross and boring to be eating the same thing everyday but it keeps him regular. just one day without prunes messes up the poop sched. so we went outta town to go visit my sis and have a super fun pool day. one of the mornings while we were outta town i gave ave some pears and blueberries instead of the prunes. terrible idea. that poor kid did not have a normal poop for at least four days. and the worst part is seeing him try to poo and crying because it hurts.

so he just had his prunes for breakfast and i will no doubt have a gross poo poo diaper to change in about an hour, but at least there will be no pain for his poor little heiny cakes.



this is what happens when you mess with the poo poos. i was taking a picture of a smiling baby and in less than a second the smile turned into the poo poo face. sad.