3.26.2009

if it looks like a duck and sounds like duck...

if you look pregnant, and you feel pregnant, odds are... youre pregnant.

went to the dr the other day and after a check up and listening to the heartbeat, it was confirmed that i am still preggo. it was kinda funny. the babys heartbeat was at 160, and according to the old wives tale, the baby should be a girl. but based on the heartbeats of both of my nephews... they too should be girls. clearly the old wives tale isnt always correct.

there are so many crazy things on the internet to supply and feed the pregnant womans insanity. when you first begin to suspect that youre pregnant, you become absolutely obsessed with ovulation calendars and predictors. once it has been confirmed that you may or may not have done the deed on the exact right day, you check out the one million sites that offer the 'early signs of pregnancy,' which make you over analyze the number of times you pee in a day before the 2ww (2 week wait) comes to an end and you can finally poas (pee on a stick). then you pee on no less than 3 sticks to make sure that they werent just messin with you. so now you know youre pregnant, you then go to the numerous websites that ask for the first day of your last period to give you an edd (estimated delivery date). you sign up and login to the many sites that offer you a community of other pregnant women just as crazy as you which will cause you to again over analyze everything that happens to you when you read about all the outrageous things that seem to be happening to all the other pregnant women. you will even have to look up the acronyms to understand what everyone is talking about... i have been online on babycenter.com for a total of six hours today.

my latest obsession has been trying to find out what the odds are that my child will have my husbands lovely blue eyes... for those of you that are curious about the odds of your own bambinos, here you go:

http://museum.thetech.org/ugenetics/eyeCalc/eyecalculator.html

long story short, i am a crazy persons.

2 comments:

Kristen Marie said...

correction.. you are a crazy PREGNANT persons!!!!

krp said...

ha ha!!! indeed!...

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