i have a daughter!

there comes a time in every young womans life when shes out with her sister and a complete stranger mistakes them for being mother/daughter...

wait... that doesnt happen to everyone?

total sarcasm. i know that doesnt happen. but big surprise! happened to me.

i went out with birk late last night to have a few cocktails and spend a little sis time before she left to go back home. were sitting at a lonely secluded table being our usual obnoxious selves when an older man comes over to our area and asks if its ok if he talks on his phone near us. weird already, right? so then he randomly says 'oh, youre out with your daughter?' i am almost positive my jaw hit the table. this dude truly believed that i was old enough to have a daughter that is at least 21 years old. most depressing moment ever. worser and worser still, when he tried to somehow redeem himself he told us a story about the time he saw the most unattractive woman ever... i didnt like that that was the story he was reminded of when thinking i was much older than i am. not only am i old enough to have a daughter that can drink, i also remind him of the ugliest woman he ever saw.

and even worse still... i was complaining to my sister before we ever went out about how i always look like a mom these days, even when im trying not to. she of course denied my self proclaimation of momdom. clearly i am the winner of this argument.

the only ok part of the evening was that i made the drunk older man feel so bad that he bought us another round on him and sent over a couple shots of patron...

i guess even old moms like a good tequila.


i wonder if this ever happens to the duff sisters...